Waterboarding

My ex-wife and I are both so upset about the Bush administration's zeal for using torture in interrogation of suspected terrorists (a practice opposed by, as I understand, most of the military and guys like Colin Powell) that one morning we discovered we had each come up with the idea of being publically waterboarded as a protest and an awareness-raising event. She's like to see a mass waterboarding in Washington D.C. as a protest.

Meanwhile, someone younger and healthier than us
has created this video. Is this what the United States stands for?